Christmas pajamas are socially acceptable all-day attire.
Nothing says “holiday magic” like last-minute shopping.
The real North Pole? Amazon delivery trucks.
Christmas shopping is basically running a marathon in heels.
Christmas lights are like socks; no one really knows how many you need.
Christmas calories do not count!
It’s not Christmas until the cat knocks something over.
Decorating a Christmas tree is like solving a puzzle with no instructions.
Silent Night does not exist in my house.
Christmas cookies are the only cookies that don’t judge you for eating five in a row.
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