Dear humans, I don’t dance, and I don’t do tricks; respectfully, your cat.
I’m not fat, I’m just fluffy.
Sorry I’m late, I had to stop and judge everyone.
My humans think they adopted me; how cute.
I’m not lazy; I’m energy-efficient.
“Meow” means “woof” in Cat.
Purring is not communication; it’s therapy.
Home is where the cat hair sticks to everything but the cat.
I’m not spoiled, I’m just well-loved.
Cats make everything better, even bad days.
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